Sunday, May 06, 2007

Bad News Beard 3

I'll be going home soon, so I decided to make a list of some of the important lessons I've learned while I've been abroad. Here it is, in list form, Bad News Beard #3:

1. 1 bottle of vodka = 3 belgian beers.
2. you can always tell the point when a german gets too drunk when he starts singing the german national anthem.
3. moroccan girls are weird.
4. being abroad isn't as fun if you have to spend most of the time in bed.
5. german girls are weird.
6. the autobahn isn't as cool as i was told.
7. sudoku gets old after a while.
8. it's good to know how to speak more than one language.
9. moroccans are bad at terrorism.
10. you can't talk to puppies on msn messenger.
11. living in a country with lax copyright laws and enforcement is pretty awesome.
12. myspace is no replacement for a hug.
13. everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.
14. they don't make airplanes with me in mind.